Tonight I learned a lesson of such value and importance, it surpassed everything I've read on the Wik' in the past few days. And I learned it from the back of the box that my dinner came in*.
To extrapolate: cardboard is flammable. A maxim I will hold dear to my heart for all time.
One has to wonder if this warning was the result of a lawsuit.
* To save face: I like cooking, I'm pretty decent at it, I just didn't have the energy for it tonight.