Tonight I learned a lesson of such value and importance, it surpassed everything I've read on the Wik' in the past few days. And I learned it from the back of the box that my dinner came in*.
To extrapolate: cardboard is flammable. A maxim I will hold dear to my heart for all time.
One has to wonder if this warning was the result of a lawsuit.
* To save face: I like cooking, I'm pretty decent at it, I just didn't have the energy for it tonight.
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"[...] This may cause a fire."
May? Exactly what kind of oven will this NOT cause a fire in?
...one that's turned off?
other ridiculous warning labels I've found:
- the one on the hairdryer that says not to use it in the shower or while sleeping
- the jar of peanut butter that warned it contained peanuts
- the one on the stroller that warns to remove the child before folding
- on a fire log: warning, risk of fire
- the one on the knife that says to 'keep out of children'
- the one on the blender that says 'not for the other use'-- what other use??
::facepalm:: there are *hundreds* if you look up ridiculous warning signs.
~X(
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